Wow.
(palm)
I love my country. Little old
Heck, I imagine I love most every country on Earth. Provided this doesn't necessarily entail loving it's inhabitants.
Yep, sans the human idiotas, everywhere is beautiful.
Today, Spark (formerly Telecom), one of New Zealand's largest internet/phone service providers commented it was suffering massive outages to a decent chunk of it's customers.
(It ain't they're fault, they're not the only ones, never been my service provider so I ain't criticizing, I'll stick with the smaller business)
Nowadays, Jennifer what's-her-name Lawrence (Hunger Games star) has her image cache hacked and naked pics of herself leaked online.
Question 1: How does one of New Zealand's oldest and wealthiest service providers have this bad a mess after just spending a fortune on image and marketing revamps?
Question 2: Why does anyone, let alone an internationally famous person, so desperately need naked images of themselves stored on the web or a remotely accessible device?
Forget it, only 1 Answer: Telecom/Spark's services are down for many customers due to Jennifer Lawrence's unclad photos circulating online. That is, there's so many New Zealander's desperate enough to see Katniss in the nick right now, they're downloading malicious software and gunking up internet service.
Wow. Good on ya, NZ. (You horny little hobbits, you.)
Man, that's just embarrassing. And sucks for any innocent family out there trying to stream Shrek on Telecom and failing.
Of course, Telecom/Spark are on the job, which often requires calling the customer suffering from bad service issues. Ha!
In fact, right now must be the only time I'll ever consider how great life could be as an internet call centre operator.
-"Yes, Mr. Brown? I believe you're having trouble with your connection?"
-"Er, oh... yes, I was, er, just.. checking the time in Guatemala and, ah... appear to have downloaded a virus."
-"Just remotely accessing your computer now, sir. If you could please start your Task Manager and access the Networking tab, Mr. Brown?"
-"networking... networking, um..."
-"That's the fifth tab from the left, sir.... directly beneath Jennifer Lawrence's right boob on your screen, Mr. Brown."
Personally, I don't get it. The fascination with famous people in the buff. I'm assuming anyone scouring the net for a select famous person naked has seen a naked person on the net before. And, hey, skin a rabbit - you'll see rabbit flesh. Everytime.
As I was just discussing with my girlfriend, shouldn't it actually be more attractive to see a stranger/normal/new person nude? Rather than the same overbearing billboard advertised news-article-thrust-in-your-face individual? That same individual, paraded day after day, but without clothes. It's about as exciting as a bread sandwich.
So, yes. I love New Zealand, which is why I'll keep my curiosity piqued for what's around the next obscure country road, or what's beneath that rock/beyond those trees. Still, if you're desire is insatiable for what Jennifer has goin' on underneath, here... J-Rex has a few books she could lend you...
What are we hoping we'll find?
"Oh, look, Kim Kardashian's ass has a hole in it. Astounding."
Because I highly doubt you're gonna' find your name tattooed on Ms. Lawrence's bum.
Quick, go find out.
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Then again, Hunger Games only instilled four words in my head the whole time;
Battle. Royale. Long. Walk.
And the hope that Katniss' name were actually Catness, and she'd have a brother named Goatness and nephew Hedgehogness...
Alas.
"Eyes are the windows to the soul, but you'll notice even the best made window either tints, warps, magnifies or obscures what's on the other side." - rihia2k.
