... my brain.
Well, wholehearted apologies in advance dear people, but basically...
* Up at the crack of dawn - check
* Vegetable Market located - check
* Australian Garlic - check
* Broccoli - check
* Bok Choy - check
* Orange Captain Planet figure - um... check?
Tiger Electronics' Captain Planet figures had no qualms with releasing multiple versions of CP from 1991 onwards. Tearing a page straight outta' Batman's book we had -
Arctic, Pollution Armour, Flying, Meteor Explosion, Talking, Anti-radiation and (my favourite)... All-American Captain Planet. Gettin' "All American" on a global scale, baby!
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| "Anti-radiation Captain Planet" - now able to sit closer to televisions |
Anyways, when you unintentionally acquire an orange skinned, red eyed, generally creepy action figure, having read too many terrible internet memes, and then update your blog outdoors in the wee hours (to the background noise of One Direction and kookaburras) - bad things happen.
Unfortunately the following isn't offensive enough to appeal to the immature, nor tasteful enough to appeal to anybody with a half-refined sense of wit.
100% certified brain-rot. Yer welcome.
"You are not what you buy. Rather what you stand by" - rihia2k
