... could this be his laziest post ever...?
... oh, look, I just got familiar wit' three different tractors in four days.
30 minutes o' lazy. Allowed. (that crusty ole John Deere manual, she hates me)
Yes, yes... a regular Niko Bellic of Vegetable Paddocks, I.
Truly an 8kph Speed Racer on the Broccoli Circuit, me.
But sometimes... there's naught so satisfying as near vibrating all the bones outta' ya face and maintaining that slow-mo concussion for 9 H's, 6 D's a week.
Feel the power of thy zucchini sword, chum...
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"Everyone's after a slice of the pie. I just figure after all these centuries, that's one bollocks stale pastry you're clamoring for." - rihia2k
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...radish with a touch o' tahini will suffice...
